Robs NSFW Blog Has A Real Domain!
So, I purchased a new domain.. It’s now :
http://RobsNSFWblog.com/
Update your bookmarks! Oh, how sweet it is to have a domain (Damn, I’m such a cheap bastard.)
I’m In Love!
Yeah, right, with Ellen Page! Woo. She’s awesome. If you don’t know her then don’t ever visit my site again. She’s soon to be my role model if I do become an actor!
The Lovely Ellen Page
PS: Sorry for no shitty updates. More shit’ll come soon, hopefully. I’ve just been crammed with living my life and trying to survive :\
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Wish me luck 
Microsoft Doesn’t Trust Yahoo!
So, while signing up for being a beta tester of the new Yahoo! APT advertising bullcrap, they sent a confirmation email to my Hotmail account.. Here’s the screenshot hah
Haha
Girl Is Afraid Of Pickles - Wtf?
So, I ran across this while looking at some Grape Lady remixes (the post before this) and somehow found this video as recommended. How, I don’t know. Either way, it’s pretty funny. How the fuck can you be afraid of pickles, however?
Stewie And The Grape Lady
So, Family Guy’s latest episode that was aired had one of the best scenes I’ve ever seen in Family Guy.. They make a joke from that old news report where the lady fell out of a tub of grapes. If you’re not sure what I’m talking about, you may want to watch this first video first!
(PS: Note how it says Fox 5 on the bottom right-hand side)
And here’s Family Guy’s version:
(PS: Notice how it says “Quahog 5 News”)
And here’s a few more versions hahaha Enjoy 
Funny and Fake Dog Death Story - Ending
So, I got an email back from what I guess to be the owner of the forum, this is the nice email he sent me…
Oh, Fuck off!
Asshat.
Funny and Fake Dog Death Story
So I was visiting these forums at The Dog Channel and decided to create a fake account called “DogsAreNotMansBestFriend” — who knows what I was up to. So I decided to write this article:
Funny Post (Click to see full-size!)
Anyhow, hope this brightens up somebodys day.. I’ll check back with that later to see what happened, until next time, I’ll keep you all updated
Sorry For The Downtime!
I switched hosts here and it seems like it’s a bit too slow for Robs NSFW Blog. Of course, it has all the features I want — there just may be too many users on this shared server. So I’m looking for a server. If you have one that I can use, let me know!
Rob - robertark [-at-] gmail [-dot-] com
Peace
Any Questions?
So, I have Cox Communications High-Speed Internet service, and look at what I get:
Speed results from speedtest.net
Does anyone else have this fast of a connection? Any questions? Jealous? Not bad, considering I only pay $49.99 a month :]
** Update **
I’m now getting over a 30MBps connection, woot..
New Speed Test
